How do you embarrass an archaeologist? The hardest part of being a child molester is just trying to fit in. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes? So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door. Steven when he was in junior school. Or maybe Ren and Stimpy?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
100 Best Funny Knock Knock Jokes that are Absolutely Hilarious
Come sit down and tell me about it! Dude, I can't stop dreaming about my crush. Is your daughter home? Dirty Joke A dick has a sad life. Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. What do you call a retard in a tree with a brief case?